So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
