I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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