I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He better not be in your backpack
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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