Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Randomize
