Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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