Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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