Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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