so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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