Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Randomize
