Fine. I'll sleep in my office
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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