ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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