Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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