She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell