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Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.

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(281): Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills. http://tfl.nu/z224

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She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.

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(410): She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard. http://tfl.nu/ezls

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(303): View more from Colorado

So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.

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(303): So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper. http://tfl.nu/p0yj

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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge

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(027): I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge http://tfl.nu/wz99

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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.

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(337): Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm. http://tfl.nu/whuj

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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.

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(423): You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti. http://tfl.nu/u3mr

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(775): View more from Nevada

she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend

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(775): she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend http://tfl.nu/wdj0

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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable

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I can do at least one of those things.

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(937): You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable (1-937): I can do at least one of those things. http://tfl.nu/zzd3

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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy

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(519): Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy http://tfl.nu/gpr6

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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like

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(609): Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like http://tfl.nu/h698

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(503): View more from Oregon

So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you

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(503): So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you http://tfl.nu/f848

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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.

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(651): Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit. http://tfl.nu/rbgm

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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse

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(970): I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse http://tfl.nu/7hjz

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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here

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(219): Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here http://tfl.nu/huzw

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.

(406): View more from Montana

YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.

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(570): HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS. (406): YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE. http://tfl.nu/futb

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