You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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