...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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