3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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