oh god the rape fog is back!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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