Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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