He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
