doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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