just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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