That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I forget how to act sober
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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