So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
God I need to hump something, right now.
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