I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Pooping to opera.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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