wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize