i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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