ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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