Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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