That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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