office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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