it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He? As in you personified your dick?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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