I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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