Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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