he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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