Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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