Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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