The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I forget how to act sober
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