i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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