Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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