Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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