so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Randomize