Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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