Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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