hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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