I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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