you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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