try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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