Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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