yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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