When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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