Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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