okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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