from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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