How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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