just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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