i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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